You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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