This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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