I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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