Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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