Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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