I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
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worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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