Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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