I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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