I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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