I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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