My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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