Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
