Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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