If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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