her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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