mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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