It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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