i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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