My room smells like vodka and shame
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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