where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
