That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
