What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
you never un-have a 4some
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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