Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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