Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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