I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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