Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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