What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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