that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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