You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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