So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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