what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Do vagina's smell?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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