it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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