that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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