did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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