I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
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I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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