Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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