Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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