Pappa wants mamma naked
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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