he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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