he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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