You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Moan for me like Helen Keller
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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