dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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