like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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