He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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