Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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