were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
