farters have to be the big spoon...
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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