Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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