I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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