how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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