Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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