Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Randomize
