You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
