so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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