I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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