how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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