This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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