Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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