Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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